I know computers, I know art.
I know how to dance and know how to fart.
Of course from the later I restrain myself.
In RPGs I sometimes even play an elf.
I'm an allrounder, I try everything once in a while.
Even the rhyming, though it's not worthwhile.
No matter how you look at it, even if you attack,
all I am is just another hack.

(I know my rhyming is terrible, but this is all I got after a few minutes and a bit lameness suits me .)

hack, n

1. In computer terms a (often called "dirty") temporary makeshift solution, also known as the duct tape of software. A hack is as well a program, piece of software or technique to break into a computer.
2. A mediocre, sloppy, but overrated practitioner of some sort, especially in world of literatur (and journalism). See also: charlatan; schmuck
3. An old, over-worked horse.

This is a weak attempt to make up for not being here often. I just don't have that much time for art right now and thus don't come to dA much as well. But then again I want to keep some of you informed on what I'm doing and stuff. Of course I could follow some suggestions and join a bazillion other communities like MySpace, Facebook and whatever they're called, as well as filling up my hard disc with instant messengers of all kind. But if I had time for that, I could arrange a photo shooting as well.

So I give you this link to my (fairly) new blog, which is mostly in English. If you're interested, just come over and take a look.

So, in the spirit of shameless self advertising, here's the link again. I know the design sucks, but I'll get back to that in the next months... probably.

I hope that sometime next year I'll be back for more here on dA. We'll see. Right now I'm working more on my tech interests. But maybe I can combine some things.

That's all I can give you right now. I'm sorry and hope you understand. I am not dead and if you'd like to verify that, just check the blog.

I wish you all a very merry Christmas (or whatever you’re celebrating) and a Happy New Year.

- Oliver